i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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