are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We left an ass print on the piano.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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