Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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