her vagine was all disorganized.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So much rum. So many feels.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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