scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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