i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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