Plan B is the new Plan A
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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