that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
handjob tips. give me some.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
you never un-have a 4some
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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