Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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