how can u be prego again
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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