butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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