we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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