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But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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