Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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