We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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