Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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