we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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