i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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