Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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