their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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