I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He felt like a one man threesome
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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