just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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