I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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