WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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