i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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