nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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