You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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