I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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