You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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