You just made me feel so damn special
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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