And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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