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just tell him i said nine months
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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