if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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