this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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