Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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