just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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