hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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