Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just pee around me
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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