Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
