Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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