I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I would ride that face into the sunset
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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