Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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