arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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