are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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