"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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