Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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