"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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