Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The beer is more important than you right now.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Even my vagina gasped.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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