I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no. you can't hotbox the world.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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