Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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