Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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