She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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