I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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