Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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