shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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