i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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