We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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