if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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