Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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