We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
