yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
